My solution to whiney kids running to the guidance counselor complaining because they were changed from soprano to alto:
"I say you go in there and tell her if she doesnt shut her little yapper you'll switch her to tenor and she can sit between "Billy" and *insert butthead male's name here*. Then you kick her in the shin, and pile drive her through the guidance counselor's desk to the sound of the guidance counselor saying "ahem, umm... lets find a less violent way to let out our aggression." and then you can say "sorry, i just felt that this was a situation for tough love." and then after a short discussion you warn "Lucy" that if she starts cryin' again you'll give her some more tough love through that table there by the door."
*Names changed to protect the brats.
Friday, November 11, 2005
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4 comments:
pplth, pplth,pplth,loatlamd.
Translated: peed pants laughing too hard, peed pants laughing too hard, peed pants laughing too hard, laughed obnoxiously and too loud annoying my dog.
Kyle, You learned all your parenting skills from your daddy..
haha I totally understand what you are saying:)
...or the ones who come up to you and tell you someone else hit them, but convienetly leave out what they did first:)
-Erin
Oh goodness Kyle.
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